Wings of a Bird

Naked man arrested for concealed weapon - A.P.
A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors - naked - and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said. ...
The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path ... [he] was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure.
Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon. ...